How Sunglasses Fit Is Supposed to Work

My brother believes men’s sunglasses and women’s sunglasses sections are almost entirely artificial. Marketing bullshit passed off as biological fact. He’ll fight you on that hill if you let him…

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What Nobody Explains About Shirt Sizing

I was mid microwave, reheating last night’s chicken for the third day running (no regrets, none), scrolling through a shirt drop on my phone with the other hand, and the…

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Are Loafers Still Worth the Investment?

My mate Dan turned up to a barbecue in July wearing loafers with no socks, and someone asked him if he’d come straight from a meeting. He hadn’t. He’d come…

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Everything I Wish I Knew About Shirt Before I Bought Mine

My old man said something to me at Christmas that’s been rattling round my head since. He was going on about how shirts “used to just fit”, you bought a…

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How Shorts Fit Is Supposed to Work

People will genuinely go to war over two inches of fabric near a kneecap, which is mad when you think about how little the average person clocks about their own…

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