The Trainers Sizing Guide I Wish Someone Had Given Me
People argue about this like it’s a matter of principle, mens trainers being wider than women’s, when really it’s a fitting question that gets treated like a culture war. I’ve…
People argue about this like it’s a matter of principle, mens trainers being wider than women’s, when really it’s a fitting question that gets treated like a culture war. I’ve…
A woman on the treadmill next to me at the gym, completely unprompted, mid conversation with someone else, said “you know men’s and women’s trainers are basically the same shoe…
“Just knock two and a half sizes off, women’s is always two and a half sizes above men’s, everyone knows that.” That’s what a lad in a sports shop in…
I’ve spent longer than any sane person should thinking about whether a men’s 9 and a women’s 9 are actually the same shoe with a different label stuck on, and…
Right so someone in my comments asked “what trainers are actually trending” like it was a simple question, and I sat there for a solid ten minutes trying to answer…
My mate Ross texted me a photo from inside a JD Sports changing bit, a pair of 990s on his feet, asking “are these actually worth eighty quid or am…
Had a lad come in last month, work do coming up, asked if his white leather trainers would pass for smart casual. I looked at them properly, not just a…
My downstairs neighbour, Dean, wears a bomber jacket to walk his bin bags to the communal bins. Full MA1 style thing, ribbed cuffs, the works, at 8pm on a Tuesday…
One of my year nines asked me, completely straight faced, why I was wearing “dad on a school trip trousers.” I was wearing chinos. Plain, navy, entirely unremarkable chinos. I…
My mate Deacon turned up to a barbecue in July wearing trousers so wide I genuinely thought he’d borrowed them off someone twice his size. Pleated, pooling over his trainers,…