Why Are Mens Socks So Tight?
My friend sent me this text around lunchtime last week, no greeting, no explanation, just: “why are men’s socks so tight? Like, actually tight. Is this a support hose situation?…
How Chinos Fit Is Supposed to Work
Bloke stood at my counter last week with his chinos puddled around his trainers like he was wading through a puddle of them, and every time he laughed he reached…
Are Denim Shorts Worth Wearing as a Man?
For years my go-to bite about denim shorts was that they were costumes, not outfits. I told this particular guy hanging at a Fourth of July cookout in 2019 that…
Can a Woman Actually Pull Off Mens Cowboy Boots?
Okay so my roommate walked into the kitchen wearing my Justin ropers last week. Like the actual brown ones. Not ropers she bought that are similar. Mine. And started making…
What Sneakers Are Actually Worth Buying Right Now
One of my eighth graders wore the same pair of white sneakers every day from September until June. Snow. Slush. That weird week in April when the parking lot turned…
Does It Matter If a Cardigan Is Womens?
Three weeks ago, I bought a cardigan with “Women’s Relaxed Fit” stitched into the collar. This may not matter to you, but I assure you it mattered to me, so…
Why Are Mens Watches So Big Now?
I purchased a watch three years ago that I’ve started describing as being approximately the size of a flattened hockey puck. Not to exaggerate. Forty five millimeters across, cheese-thick enough…
Random Jeans Questions I Finally Got to the Bottom Of
I was half naked in a Philadelphia fitting room showing my asshole to a stranger when I sent my friend Marcus a text. I had a pair of raw denim…
Does It Matter If Sneakers Are Womens?
So a few months ago I bought a pair of New Balance 90s in the 60 colorway that’s recently been released women’s only in my size range. Totally filmed the…
Can Women Actually Pull Off Mens Cargo Pants?
One of my athletes, who just so happens to be a junior on my team, came to Saturday lift last week wearing men’s cargo pants that were looser than any…